“A Hoe Never Catches Feelings” – Slam Poem by Jillian Rabideau

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PL E A S E excuse the voice cracks/weird delivery in this video i have a bit of a cold but was determined to get this video out this week like i promised.

this poem is dedicated to girls who use sex to stuff their emotions. especially when it comes from a place of fear of rejection.

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“A hoe never catches feelings”
…is the first thing Twitter tells you first find yourself freshly single and afraid
When you’ve just got out of that long term relationship you were way too young to be in anyways
So you are free to pounce on whoever you please without puppet strings being attached at your heart wrapped round your neck like noose no
Nothing can hold you down
Because you’re a real woman now
And despite all the lies you tell yourself about how you don’t think that boy you’re banging is beautiful and that he isn’t worth your time
Your nose still stays short and dainty your tits stay perky
And that boy isn’t beautiful
Because a hoe never catches feelings

And a hoe never catches feelings because she lays with her legs open and eyes closed
Do not dare look out into those windows to the soul keep them shut
Keep your mouth shut
And paint over the windows with a color to match the inside of your eyelids
Show no transparency
Because if you are transparent he will be able to see the butterflies in your stomach
A fishbowl belly bound by bugs
He will be able to see your feelings
And a hoe never catches feelings

A hoe never catches feelings not because she can’t
But because she won’t
Because she refuses to let her heart beat for anyone other than herself
Beating has been a part of her relationships for all too long now and
Love is not a package deal she chose to accept all parts of
So she robs the body
And leaves behind the bullshit
Leaves behind the feelings
Because a hoe never catches feelings
And these feelings can catch these hands
So she can catch herself if she falls
She can’t fall if she walks around like she has a stripper pole up her ass

If you don’t have thick skin, grow it
If you have a heart, lock that shit up, deep throat the key, and never show it
Because the heart wants what the heart wants until the heart wants to let itself get hurt and catch feelings
My brain and my body have my soul on suicide watch
Because feelings are fatal to girls like me
And I have no intentions of dying from heart failure at 17
So forget the feelings a hoe never catches feelings

And a hoe never catches feelings because in order to ‘catch’ she must first ‘throw’ up her pride
And this hoe knows sore throats all too well to be wrecking the only voice she’s got with stomach acid she didn’t choose to drop
She will not word vomit on a boy who doesn’t want to learn how to read her
And that is why she refuses to catch feelings
This hoe never catches feelings

A hoe never catches feelings
Until she is caught up in bed sheets more comfortable than her own
His scent on her shirt releases enough dopamine to make a nun fail a drug test
Like a Sexually Transmitted Downfall she has caught these feelings
And there is no pill she can pop to stop this burning building in her chest
So whenever he walks out the door
or the parking garage
or wherever you decided to have your last quickie
Whenever he walks away
you heart picks up its pace to a run but you will never ‘catch’ up to him
Because he knows to never ‘catch’ feelings for a hoe
just as well as you know that a

Twitter also told me
According to Cardi B
That a hoe never gets cold
And it’s funny
Because cold
Is all I’ve become


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