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Original Poem by Bo Burnham “Dad”
Song Used: Lullaby of Resembool ~FMA Brotherhood OST
I want to beat you to death with a blunt object.
I want to grab one of those high-end fashion mannequins by the ankles and bash your ribcage in.
I want to sharpen fifty pencils, bind them with a rubber band, stick the lead ends in your mouth, and punch the erasers.
I want to strap you to a bed of nails and then strap that bed of nails to the hood of Bulma’s car so I can watch you suffer as we drive over speed bumps in a mall parking lot during an earthquake.
I want to burn Icarus in front of you, mix his ashes with gunpowder, melt his bone-shaped name tag into a small metal ball, load it all into a musket, and shoot you in the face with it.
I want you to somehow survive a terrible car crash and then somehow not survive a small fender bender on the way back from the hospital.