Top 10+ Funny Poems



Top 10+ Funny Poems

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38 thoughts on “Top 10+ Funny Poems

  • September 11, 2017 at 1:10 pm
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    Jingle Belles
    You are so ugly I don't won't an ugly seld him for a date
    With his boyfriend you are gay you are both boys
    Jingle ass jingle asssssss

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  • September 11, 2017 at 1:10 pm
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    Roses are red,Romance is dead,make fun of me and you will have a bullet hole in your head.

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  • September 11, 2017 at 1:10 pm
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    Roses are red, Violets are blue. What I just said is not really true. An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green, a pinky's not pink, what does that poem even mean? Violets and purple, not frickin blue. Whoever made that poem means their poetry is poo!.

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  • September 11, 2017 at 1:10 pm
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    roses are red, violets are blue

    you went too far, so I hit you with a bar

    threw you in a ditch, goodbye you little witch

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  • September 11, 2017 at 1:10 pm
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    Roses are red
    My name is not blave
    This poem make no sence
    Microwave

    Copy for the win moda faka!!

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  • September 11, 2017 at 1:10 pm
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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    god made me beautiful…
    What the fuck happened to you?

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  • September 11, 2017 at 1:10 pm
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    Roses are red.
    The thorns are prickly.
    Holy shit that escalated quickly

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  • September 11, 2017 at 1:10 pm
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    I have the best one

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    I have 5 fingers on
    each hand but the 3rd
    one is for you

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  • September 11, 2017 at 1:10 pm
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    Roses are red
    That's actually true
    But violets are purple
    Not freaking blue

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  • September 11, 2017 at 1:10 pm
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    here is my favourite

    I made myself a snowman
    I thought id keep it as a pet
    I bought it some pyjamas
    and I took it to bed
    I woe up in the morning
    and it had disappeared
    and bloody pissed the bed

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  • September 11, 2017 at 1:10 pm
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    What is the song called or if you made it like a remix, can I have the link? I love it! ❤️

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  • September 11, 2017 at 1:10 pm
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    this crowbar is red your dripping blood because you weren't my Valentines naw your fucking dead!!!!!!!!:)

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  • September 11, 2017 at 1:10 pm
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    roses are red
    violets are bigger
    everybody type in the chat

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  • September 11, 2017 at 1:10 pm
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    Twinkle twinkle little star
    I want to hit you with a car.
    shove you off a tree so high
    hope you break your neck a die.
    Twinkle twinkle little star
    I want to hit you with a car.

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  • September 11, 2017 at 1:10 pm
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    Here's one Cherries are sweet lemons are sower open your legs and give me an hour

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